Debt

I was walking down the street and this guy asked me for a quarter. I try to have sympathy for the homeless, I really do. But I'm $25,000 in credit card debt, so it's not going to happen... ever. (The homeless guy says) "Do you have a quarter? I'm broke." F*ck you, you're not broke, you're EVEN. I'm broke! You work for food, I work for Visa. I'm working for food I bought in March... of 1989."

-Steve Marmel (Comedian)